You sure read my mind and are preaching to the choir!

For you may get it. They may have had dicks you know?! Girls with dicks are not uncommon anymore nowadays

are a guy....just turn yourself in to the authorities already.

Don’t want you to join.

Don't believe the hype. They're very uncommon. It's like videos from the 60s that make it seem like there were tons of hippies. In reality it's like 50 people and camera tricks.

... it's not about you. Don't care what you think, will press charges if you try to join. What if women are just people having lives, with as much right to freedom of association and expression as anyone else?
Or alternately, what if I jumped in a started kissing your partner when you were? Only thing is, that's not a fair comparison, as you'd likely face charges whereas I'd get your girl.

Threesomes are the best! Two hot chicks and a dude. So hot and sexy!