After a couple of marriages

and the plethora of porn out there I'm going to stay single, hang out with my friends and jerk off to infinite fantasies online.

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Sounds life inspiring.

Mar 15, 2019 at 6:52pm

The children of Canada should know that that job is yours, porn is for boys who's mom's drank/smoked crack too much while pregnant and the kids and the rest of the adults got the rest, see buddy it is fun to be special! I send over some napkins k pal.

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The thought of you jerking off

Mar 15, 2019 at 10:03pm

Incredibly grosses me out

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Porn Is Not Just For...

Mar 16, 2019 at 4:27am

Guys with Mommy issues. I am a heterosexual cisgender woman who happens to be in a long term relationship and I proudly enjoy watching, getting horny and having healthy orgasms while watching porn. Send me a tarp because I am quite the squirter! Totally healthy ... grow up and learn to embrace your sexuality before criticizing someone elses. Jeesh!

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John titor

Mar 16, 2019 at 9:02am

I guess mom must have smoked a ton of crack cause I love slapping the salami to some good old adult entertainment lol!!!

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Cain

Mar 16, 2019 at 8:02pm

@pornisnotjustfor
Thank you for making my weekend. Best comment ever.
Lovely to hear that coming from the other team, doesn't happen often enough.

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@OP

Mar 19, 2019 at 9:06pm

Good plan.
You can't lose your house and retirement fund by watching porn. With marriage,it's 50/50

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