After a couple of marriages
posted March 15th, 2019 at 5:48 PM
and the plethora of porn out there I'm going to
stay single, hang out with my friends and jerk off to infinite fantasies online.
posted March 15th, 2019 at 5:48 PM
Dan offers some advice on where she might find it.
You were sitting by yourself & you ordered a few Curry Fish Balls and a few deep-fried Spring...
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Post a CommentSounds life inspiring.
Mar 15, 2019 at 6:52pm
The children of Canada should know that that job is yours, porn is for boys who's mom's drank/smoked crack too much while pregnant and the kids and the rest of the adults got the rest, see buddy it is fun to be special! I send over some napkins k pal.
The thought of you jerking off
Mar 15, 2019 at 10:03pm
Incredibly grosses me out
Porn Is Not Just For...
Mar 16, 2019 at 4:27am
Guys with Mommy issues. I am a heterosexual cisgender woman who happens to be in a long term relationship and I proudly enjoy watching, getting horny and having healthy orgasms while watching porn. Send me a tarp because I am quite the squirter! Totally healthy ... grow up and learn to embrace your sexuality before criticizing someone elses. Jeesh!
John titor
Mar 16, 2019 at 9:02am
I guess mom must have smoked a ton of crack cause I love slapping the salami to some good old adult entertainment lol!!!
Cain
Mar 16, 2019 at 8:02pm
@pornisnotjustfor
Thank you for making my weekend. Best comment ever.
Lovely to hear that coming from the other team, doesn't happen often enough.
@OP
Mar 19, 2019 at 9:06pm
Good plan.
You can't lose your house and retirement fund by watching porn. With marriage,it's 50/50
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