Week Old Lemon Meringue

She rejected me so I did what many guys do. I buckled down, 80s montage style, soundtrack and all, and I became ripped and rich. I would blow her away the next time I saw her...only it took some time to do, and while I was building up my dead-lift and finances she was experiencing the effects of giving birth and gravitational force. It's now not looking like what I was working towards at all. I think I'll pass on the pie. One large black coffee please, to go.

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Ok buddy!

Mar 19, 2019 at 8:58pm

While you were all obsessed with your ego and vanity, she went ahead and started a family.

Get over yourself.

Success and

Mar 19, 2019 at 9:02pm

Living an awesome life is always the best revenge

@Oh

Mar 19, 2019 at 10:23pm

There's nothing noble about breeding.

@ Ok Bud

Mar 19, 2019 at 10:46pm

It was your ego, and vanity that wouldn't let them move on, after you hooked up with another, and it's your ego and vanity that's trying to prevent them from moving on right now. You, need to get over yourself, and leave them to their own life.

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Lemon laws

Mar 20, 2019 at 12:57am

Fun fact:
New parents suffer from sleep deprivation for SIX YEARS after the birth of a child.
To hell with that, I say. Let them breed. Then see how it turns out. Like an accelerated aging effect.
If she's still fabulous after this, those are some solid genetics. And also, milfs are yummy.
But I think I'll stick with my puma, she's not fixated on offspring. Whenever she encounters other people's kids, after 20 minutes or so, she's done. Like, "how has no one killed, cooked and eaten this annoying little sh*t?" kind of done.
I couldn't agree more.

Anonymous

Mar 20, 2019 at 1:24am

Men need stop feeling entitled to women, and take rejection with grace and accept that women have the right to say no to you. she clearly moved on, and is living her life.

If you truly were happy, you wouldn't need to post. Work on being humble, and being a good person. Good women value character, kindness, and being treated with respect.

Obviously....

Mar 20, 2019 at 9:24am

.....she was right to reject you. You sound like a shallow self-absorbed jerk.

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Maybe that

Mar 20, 2019 at 10:09am

Lady is a jerk and so u r mad but we can’t get both sides of the story so she might also just be a decent human just living her life. Maybe she’s super stoked to be a Mom, and when someone is living a life they love they often appear beautiful, and you’ve attributed her only value or offer as being youthful.

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Amen, Brother!

Mar 20, 2019 at 10:39am

I had two cracks at "serious relationships" in my early days, thankfully God/Nature/Eris decided I was fit for better things. Now, in my mid 30s, I know some married guys---I wondered why I didn't know more, and both of them say that their partners keep them on a tight leash, that going out one night a week to have friends and socialize makes their wives "upset." Now, these are fairly strong-willed men who are thankfully married to women who make more $$$ than they do, so the women can't just kick them to the curb.

Can you imagine being told you cannot go out one night a week to visit with your friends? Sounds like chattel slavery to me...

Good thing you got over her

Mar 20, 2019 at 12:01pm

Living your life like an 80's montage only reveals why she dumped you.

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