I'm secretly hoping my downstairs neighbour reads Confessions.

Impossible to sleep in at my place. Balcony season is year-round for her shouting into her cell with a cigarette all hours of the day or night. She also drones on, in her loud raspy voice about her miserable life to LIVE "hostages" in one-sided conversations. Forget about using my balcony and I even have to keep windows closed because of smoke smell. She's the worst, but the rest of the building isn't far behind. And now that pot is legal, I won't have to worry about buying my own!


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I hope she does too

Apr 26, 2019 at 1:34pm

And all the other selfish assholes that behave like that. Some people are just gross. You should leave a note on her door telling her that everyone can hear her and that the smell is putrid.

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So do something!

Apr 26, 2019 at 2:21pm

I confess that I’m confused about why so many people complain about things like this but seem to assume that there’s nothing they can do about it. There are bylaws that protect your right to “quiet enjoyment”, and that includes disturbances such as you’ve mentioned. If you’re not willing to fight for your rights, then either learn to live with it or move.

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Apr 26, 2019 at 8:25pm

Grow a pair and address the situation with your neighbour ..

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Apr 27, 2019 at 6:48am

Combined with the lack of sleep a little weed will seem epic

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From above it devours

Apr 27, 2019 at 3:52pm

Mine stomps around like they've been colonized by an entire herd of elephants. They haven't figured out plungers are a thing either.

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