Not In My Head

I am dating this girl and I went to pick her up at her parents house and I swear her mom made a move on me. She was wearing a shirt with no bra and bent over right in front of me and then smiled at me. She literally told me in body language that she wanted to go upstairs with me. My male friends are telling me this could be an amazing opportunity. The kind that comes once in a lifetime. My friends that are women think I am crazy and this is all in my head and if it isn't I am a disgusting pervert. I think I am just going to lay low and pretend this never happened. Sometimes you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.


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Apr 20, 2019 at 11:03pm

There is an alternate explanation: the flash was 100% deliberate, designed to test and see if you were stupid enough to take action. She's telling your gf what a loser you are behind your back, and this is designed to prove it.

Get over yourself

Apr 21, 2019 at 5:02am

Not every woman wants to fuck you

Git some

Apr 22, 2019 at 8:51am

What are you waiting for? Analysis paralysis.

Dream on

Apr 22, 2019 at 4:32pm

Perhaps she did it on purpose but chances are you’re imagining that. I’ve been called a milf since forever, having the pleading of being a mother of daughters. A couple of times some young kid would be ogling me and actually flirting with me as if I’d even give someone that young the time of day. It was funny as hell, including to my daughters who never failed to tell me about what those guys were saying about me behind my back. So dream on junior(s) : )!


Apr 22, 2019 at 8:19pm

You are a perv no question. Was pop coming on to you too?

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Apr 22, 2019 at 11:14pm

Men always have these weird fantasies about older women.
They don't like you, they don't hate you, but they don't like you like that.

Go for it bro!

Apr 22, 2019 at 11:30pm


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Fountains of Wayne

Apr 23, 2019 at 8:17am

Stacy's Mom got it going on....
Suh dude!

9 6Rating: +3

Ted Dantoncal

Apr 25, 2019 at 11:28pm

So douchy.

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