I finally figured out what to put in my will

I'm single with no kids. I've worked hard my whole life. I've never been given anything by anyone who is still alive. Everything I have, I earned. In my will, I will stipulate that my properties will be sold, my collections liquidated, my investments cashed out. All that money shall be collected and then burned.

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May 17, 2019 at 4:54pm

Help yourself thru helping others & there's no shortage of those who can use a hand up.

Anonymous

May 17, 2019 at 5:12pm

Maybe you should use that money to have your brain cryogenically frozen.

Bravo

May 17, 2019 at 5:14pm

In the larger scheme of things, as a tiny spark of deflation in a wildly inflationary world, this is meaningless, speaking pragmatically.
But on the individual level, very different.
As a grand "f*ck you" gesture to the materialist ideology that we all swim in, and to all the despicable Philistines that govern and infest our civilization, it's magnificent.
I'm usually not much for symbolic gestures, but to every rule there are exceptions.
It's the equivalent of going to a crowded public square and setting oneself on fire, but better. In the developed world, THIS will be MUCH more impactful. They care nothing for humans or any other kind of life here, despite all the bodice-tearing, virtue-signaling bullsh*t (because results matter and words don't). But they worship money.
Love it.

Not Legal to Destroy Tender

May 17, 2019 at 5:34pm

The bank or CRA will take it all then. It's not legal to destroy legal tender. Better come up with a plan B

VanHeights

May 17, 2019 at 6:23pm

Your money, your choice.

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May 17, 2019 at 6:52pm

What is the motivation for ensuring that your wealth will not be of benefit to anyone?

It’s your money, but that sounds lame

May 17, 2019 at 7:35pm

Why not set up a scholarship fund for post secondary students who are entering your field? It’s super helpful to young people and less douchey than your original plan.

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May 17, 2019 at 7:56pm

why not help others whom are in real need? Lots of hurting people out there.

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You're an a hole

May 17, 2019 at 8:34pm

So much good you can do to help those in need, and you do this selfish vanity gesture. You are the biggest a hole. You should expedite your anticipated demise to free up valuable real estate. At least that's contributing something.

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May 17, 2019 at 9:15pm

I am helping others as they have helped me. Not at all.

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