No More Roommates

My roommate always expects me to clean the bathroom, eats my food without paying, even expects me to foot the utilities. On top of it, he's nocturnal and whenever I'm trying to sleep he wants to socialize in the middle of the night, every night. He never leaves the house and never has any friends over. When he dies I'm not going to share my home with cats any more.

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Better off on your own

May 15, 2019 at 7:14pm

This is why I don't do roommates. Too many irresponsible people looking for others to be their adopted parents, and take care of them.

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Anonymous

May 16, 2019 at 6:26am

You're a natural comedy writer.

I've worked as a professional screenwriter. I know what I'm taking about.

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@ better off

May 17, 2019 at 12:19pm

he's talking about his cat

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Victor Pelevin

May 18, 2019 at 3:33pm

has a story like this called Nika, except it's longer and better, you think it's a guy writing about his girlfriend until the last sentence.

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