No More Roommates
posted May 15th, 2019 at 3:57 PM
My roommate always expects me to clean the bathroom, eats my food without paying, even expects me to foot the utilities. On top of it, he's nocturnal and whenever I'm trying to sleep he wants to socialize in the middle of the night, every night. He never leaves the house and never has any friends over. When he dies I'm not going to share my home with cats any more.
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Post a CommentBetter off on your own
May 15, 2019 at 7:14pm
This is why I don't do roommates. Too many irresponsible people looking for others to be their adopted parents, and take care of them.
Anonymous
May 16, 2019 at 6:26am
You're a natural comedy writer.
I've worked as a professional screenwriter. I know what I'm taking about.
@ better off
May 17, 2019 at 12:19pm
he's talking about his cat
Victor Pelevin
May 18, 2019 at 3:33pm
has a story like this called Nika, except it's longer and better, you think it's a guy writing about his girlfriend until the last sentence.
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