why are you so against bovine that you use it as an insult? seriously, what did a cow or calf ever do to you?

Cows in India had nose rings to differentiate them as their owner's property.

Why do you care so much about other people's appearances? Nobody cares about your opinion.

More like “Pastural Appropriation”

And this is a confession how?

And those dumb ass huge holes in your ears...you’ll never be promoted beyond the McD drive through and then you’ll whine you can’t afford Vancouver rents.

Im not using cows as an insult, im merely stating a fact. Ask ANYBODY, and the first they’ll say, is that septum piercings make people look like cows.

You can disagree all you want, but that does not make it untrue. Also, I’m not sharing my opinion, I’m stating a fact.

Correct, who can but be reminded of this?

"Now, you see this one-eyed midget shouting the word "Now"
And you say, "For what reason?" and he says, "How"
And you say, "What does this mean?" and he screams back, "You're a cow!
Give me some milk or else go home"
And you know something's happening but you don't know what it is
Do you, Mr. Jones?" (Dylan, Ballad of a Thin Man).

And these cows don't even give milk. I don't think they know what's happening.

...also a fashion faux-pas.