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When white women in their 30s get short hair cuts: this is the END. This is you signaling your full transformation from My Possible Sex Fantasy into Your Mom. May as well get yourself a pair of comfortable sneakers and a Land's End catalogue.

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No, not at all.

May 25, 2019 at 8:19am

Your taste, YOUR possible sex fantasy, has nothing to do with what everyone else likes. Some of us think long hair is boring, hides a nice face, and is a cliche idea about what's attractive in a woman. Besides, Moms are hot!

Totally agree

May 25, 2019 at 10:08am

At this point, the man is married to a guy with boobs who is acting like his mother, picking up after him and cooking his meals. Especially when she lets herself go or has a stick body, either way nothing like the curvy type a guy aims for. Is this what it means to be a straight guy (nothing against straight people, I'm sure you're nice), to have this as a relationship aspiration? If so, that's pretty messed up.

Anonymous

May 25, 2019 at 10:48am

Fuck off loser.

Marcy D'arcy

May 25, 2019 at 11:48am

This post immediately made me think of the "short-haired women in banking" episode of Married with Children. sorry.

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Superband Waistband

May 25, 2019 at 12:17pm

What's it to you? So what?

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My sister cuts her hair short

May 25, 2019 at 12:26pm

whenever she's dealing with some kind of traumatic loss, such as a love relationship ending. She also did it when our mother died. She then lets it grow longer again. The cutting of it always seems to be an expression of loss and grief.

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Willoughby

May 25, 2019 at 1:07pm

Racist and sexist, are you a peach?

Ew

May 25, 2019 at 1:50pm

I'm totally okay not being your fantasy.

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Hmmm...

May 25, 2019 at 2:05pm

Someone's threatened...

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Its Funny

May 25, 2019 at 9:00pm

That many women emulate butch lesbian fashion and hairstyles,and wonder why men avoid them.
A. You look like a lesbian,therefore you won't be interested- or
B. You look like a man,and straight men are not interested

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