Stroller Patrol
posted May 25th, 2019 at 2:36 AM
When white women in their 30s get short hair cuts: this is the END. This is you signaling your full transformation from My Possible Sex Fantasy into Your Mom. May as well get yourself a pair of comfortable sneakers and a Land's End catalogue.
22 Comments
Post a CommentNo, not at all.
May 25, 2019 at 8:19am
Your taste, YOUR possible sex fantasy, has nothing to do with what everyone else likes. Some of us think long hair is boring, hides a nice face, and is a cliche idea about what's attractive in a woman. Besides, Moms are hot!
Totally agree
May 25, 2019 at 10:08am
At this point, the man is married to a guy with boobs who is acting like his mother, picking up after him and cooking his meals. Especially when she lets herself go or has a stick body, either way nothing like the curvy type a guy aims for. Is this what it means to be a straight guy (nothing against straight people, I'm sure you're nice), to have this as a relationship aspiration? If so, that's pretty messed up.
Anonymous
May 25, 2019 at 10:48am
Fuck off loser.
Marcy D'arcy
May 25, 2019 at 11:48am
This post immediately made me think of the "short-haired women in banking" episode of Married with Children. sorry.
Superband Waistband
May 25, 2019 at 12:17pm
What's it to you? So what?
My sister cuts her hair short
May 25, 2019 at 12:26pm
whenever she's dealing with some kind of traumatic loss, such as a love relationship ending. She also did it when our mother died. She then lets it grow longer again. The cutting of it always seems to be an expression of loss and grief.
Willoughby
May 25, 2019 at 1:07pm
Racist and sexist, are you a peach?
Ew
May 25, 2019 at 1:50pm
I'm totally okay not being your fantasy.
Hmmm...
May 25, 2019 at 2:05pm
Someone's threatened...
Its Funny
May 25, 2019 at 9:00pm
That many women emulate butch lesbian fashion and hairstyles,and wonder why men avoid them.
A. You look like a lesbian,therefore you won't be interested- or
B. You look like a man,and straight men are not interested
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