bow wow wow!

so I bought my nice dog a special scooby snack and when I went to move her off the carpet with it she growled at me for the first time ever. I done held a personal grudge against my dog for about an entire week.

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You need...

Jun 21, 2019 at 10:36am

... to assert dominance. Maintain eye contact.

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Jun 21, 2019 at 11:56am

thank you!

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You've herd the expression...

Jun 21, 2019 at 1:59pm

like a dog with a bone? Things get primordial when they've got a bone.

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Poor

Jun 21, 2019 at 2:25pm

Dog cant even eat an imaginary scooby snack( that doesnt exist) on your carpet..
You sure you wanted a dog.
They can be, oh so messy.
Good Luck with that.
Poor Dog and you hold a grudge against him too.

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how

Jun 21, 2019 at 2:27pm

funny

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@Poor

Jun 21, 2019 at 4:57pm

I’m not the OP (honestly), but I wonder is the dog really the victim here? Is anyone?

Why are dog and person both so stubborn and defensive about their territory? What deep-seated power/powerlessness issues are at play over this high-stakes snack?

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Hey @ poor

Jun 21, 2019 at 7:01pm

Are you talking about the imaginary scooby doo snacks too or your own deep rooted issues in codex. Lol

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@Poor @hey@Poor

Jun 21, 2019 at 10:54pm

I speak of the SHARED issues between dog and owner that are blocking them from enjoying the infinite delights that Scooby snacks can bring :)

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Well, let’s turn it around

Jun 22, 2019 at 10:26am

pretend your the dog and the dog is you. Oh no, what’s my owner doing now? What this? She gave me a treat. Mmmm this is really good, I like my owner!! What the fuck? No you can’t take my treat after you gave it to me. Who does this shit? Ok fine. Take it. I’m going to piss in your expensive shoes and chew your ugly curtains for taking my treat. Take that idiot owner, next time I’ll leash you while you’re sleeping. Grrrr!

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what's

Jun 22, 2019 at 11:31am

a codex?

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