Clean your pig pen up! Then maybe you won’t have bugs.

Gee whiz, gross. What is wrong with you that you think it's even remotely acceptable to live in a place where the first thing you do when you come to your home is look for insects!? What, are you living in a box by the side of a road!? Book an exterminator or at least buy a can of bug spray. And give you head a shake. You're in Canada, even crack dens have better living standards than that.

Needs nurture over nature

My mom says it's okay as it is. Why don't you come and clean it if it's such a Canadian thing?

Did you say can of bug spray or Canada Day? I luv youuu