Guess what

Not all of us love bacon. I’m a professional cook and if I hear “don’t you just love bacon” every time I cook it iI’m going to scream. Not really, but it seems like the whole world loves bacon. Ugh.

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Bacon is one of those universal things

Jun 21, 2019 at 9:56pm

Unless your religion prohibits eating pork, everyone loves bacon.

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soy jerk

Jun 21, 2019 at 10:23pm

You know what's better than bacon...pressed tofu, pounded flat with plenty of salt, garlic chili and smoke, and baked slow. Noone can tell it isn't 'real' jerky (Well, except me because I'm allergic to soy).

You're shady

Jun 21, 2019 at 10:45pm

I can't trust a person that doesn't love bacon.

Bacon Stinks

Jun 22, 2019 at 10:48am

Literally. When I think of bacon I picture a vegetable peeler, peeling layers of flesh straight off the pig. No thanks!

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Anonymous

Jun 22, 2019 at 7:57pm

I agree. I'm tired of hearing that bacon enhances everything. It just makes everything taste like bacon.

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For sure

Jun 23, 2019 at 7:10pm

I like bacon but mostly only by itself or as an addition to spinach salad or a blt. Otherwise, the flavour overwhelms the rest of the dish.

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So 10 years ago

Jun 24, 2019 at 12:31pm

tell that to the internet last decade...

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Anonymous

Jun 28, 2019 at 8:54am

sliced bacon trumps sliced bread

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Bacon

Jul 9, 2019 at 12:29pm

is bad for you in three different ways. The ironic bacon fad is about the suicidal nihilism of our consumer culture.

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