Nosy neighbour

I feel like every single thing I do is being monitored by the old woman who lives above me. If I’m out in my yard, suddenly she’s on the balcony sweeping it. If I’m on the phone, all noise from her unit stops and I can hear her literally poised directly above where I’m sitting. I know I’m not imagining it because she’s commented more than once about my personal life. I’m pretty boring as it happens. I don’t live a crazy wild life at all. I’m a quiet introvert for the most part. I just hate this feeling of being watched! I feel like having a loud conversation about something completely outrageous just to see what she does. Maybe I should pretend I’ve been involved in some kind of criminal situation or something. If she’s not spying on me, she’s having loud drunken visitors (a bunch of ladies in their 70’s who can drink pretty much anyone under the table from what I can tell) until all hours and then they all stomp around and fall over in the middle of the night. If I have a guy over, look out! Suddenly she’s hanging over the balcony drunk and trying to flirt with him like she’s 30 or something. I want to move but where is there to go??

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Wow

Jun 13, 2019 at 9:52am

We must have had the same neighbour. I use to live next to this creepy old lady, I could always tell she was listening in on my conversations. Once I had my boyfriend over, as we were leaving, we caught her standing right outside my door. It was weird because I'm also not that interesting a person. The building was managed by an equally creepy guy who lived there. She and this guy were best buddies. I would always run into him in the hallway, he use to tell me how worried he was about me (I mean WTF?) He would invite me out for drinks with his friends all the time. I would always decline. I eventually couldn't take it anymore and had to move out.

This actually

Jun 13, 2019 at 10:10am

sounds like it could be quite entertaining. I think you should have fun with it.

Actually,

Jun 13, 2019 at 12:30pm

your neighbour sounds fun. Go hang out with her and the gals and have a few.

@actually

Jun 13, 2019 at 1:22pm

I agree.
I wish I had a neighbour like this.
I’m a single guy in my 60’s, wouldn’t mind hanging out with her and her friends.
I’ll bring the Viagra.

Call the cops

Jun 13, 2019 at 6:58pm

if they are partying loud in the middle of the night. Your right as a tenant to quiet enjoyment.

I solved the same problem

Jun 14, 2019 at 2:29pm

By playing raunchy gangbang porn at elevated volumes,every weekend.

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@@actually

Jun 14, 2019 at 5:18pm

Yeah, that's not what I was talking about. I meant hanging out with, not perving on.

Jordan peele

Jun 15, 2019 at 5:59am

Get out!

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