I eavsedrop
posted July 15th, 2019 at 10:57 AM
I was on a crowded 250 bus yesterday and two young women were standing right beside me. First they dispensed travel advice (ordering food in a restaurant in Italy takes forever and taking the ferry from Victoria to Seattle and Amtrack to Portland is great), then it got personal.
Woman #1 "So, seeing anybody?"
Woman # 2 "yeah, going out with a guy. He's really cute."
Woman # 1 "Are you sleeping with him?"
Woman # 2 "No, not yet. "
Woman # 1 "Why not?"
Woman # 2 "I don't know, he won't say. I told him 'we're dating, we're going out, why aren't we sleeping together?' "
Woman # 1 "Oh, have you tried massage?"
Woman # 2 "Massage?"
Woman # 1 "Yeah, it's a great way to initiate things."
Woman # 2 "Oh. Me massage him or him massage me?"
Woman # 1 "Him massage you. It'll relax you too."
10 Comments
Post a CommentAnonymous
Jul 15, 2019 at 1:37pm
... and?
what does this have to do with you?
So What
Jul 15, 2019 at 2:49pm
I heard a kid say "That dog has a fancy tail."
I Eavesdrop Too!
Jul 15, 2019 at 3:21pm
Commuter Cyclist: "I don't use bike lanes because there's too many stops to get my heart rate up."
Engrossing Story
Jul 15, 2019 at 3:24pm
I woke up. I did things all day. I went to bed.
Cute.
Jul 15, 2019 at 6:29pm
That’s funny.
Emlenny
Jul 15, 2019 at 9:46pm
Walking along the Seawall my boyfriend we heard a French (France) younger woman say to her older lady friend "And, he had no idea I was apart of the Sex Society!" We then felt so bad that WE KNEW and whoever he was... didn't.
@emlenny
Jul 16, 2019 at 1:37pm
What the hell is the sex society???
OP
Jul 16, 2019 at 2:59pm
What's it got to do with me?
I'm confessing that I eavesdrop.
Besides, I'm a journalist and novelist. As they say; everything is grist for the mill.
actually
Jul 16, 2019 at 4:49pm
that would be just nosy.
@OP
Jul 16, 2019 at 5:18pm
Pretty hard NOT to evesdrop. All you need is ears.
Come up with something better if you are such a writer.
26 votes say that this is NOT a confession.
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