When my wife takes our daughters to gymnastics I stay at home and watch pornography on the laptop. Its the only time I get alone. I am either at work, fixing things, buying groceries, or driving the kids around to their various activities. I feel like I am doing something wrong but its something I look forward to.


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Jul 13, 2019 at 1:28pm

... of genital sexuality and masturbation is the root of fascism.

Ok, now that’s a confession.

Jul 13, 2019 at 3:27pm

Don’t feel guilty, you’re not doing anything wrong.
That being said, make sure you delete your browsing history.

Speaking of porn

Jul 13, 2019 at 3:30pm

I've always thought gymnastics seems weird and pervy. I think Robin Williams does a pretty good riff on this in one of his stand up specials. I have no idea why parents get their girls involved in it. There's not even any money in it. Is there a professional league like the NHL but for wearing skimpy outfit and doing the splits?
Oh wait, I think the league is called "gentleman's clubs."

You are not doing anything wrong!

Jul 14, 2019 at 11:39am

As long as your habits aren’t causing terrible harm to you or your relationship I don’t think you’re doing anything wrong. In fact, if you drop the guilt you’ll probably be happier and more present for your wife and your family after you get one off.

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