Victoria's Secret

I know this may seem bizarre and ridiculous (childish even) but I honestly believe good things happen when I wear my maroon Victoria Secret brassiere. I purchased it a year ago and since then, whenever I wore it, I felt unstoppable. I told you, aha, ridiculous. I'm an adult and I have a lucky bra (and no, not "lucky lucky," it's more of magic lucky). I know my definition of "lucky" could be interchangeable with "favourite," but then again, I know some of y'all with lucky socks, aha. Adulting at its finest.


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Jul 28, 2019 at 8:05am

Think I'll buy one!


Jul 28, 2019 at 12:22pm

that's the reason it's named victoria's secret. ha!

Every time

Jul 28, 2019 at 1:09pm

a girl shaves her legs and doesn’t get laid
A Unicorn dies.

You know what Victoria's secret actually is?

Jul 28, 2019 at 4:27pm

Memory metals that revert back to their original shape when heated (in the dryer)

It’s cool

Jul 28, 2019 at 6:36pm

I have a lucky umbrella.

I have

Jul 29, 2019 at 12:56pm

a lucky top. Always have a good day in it. That reminds me of Rachel in an old episode of Friends where she seduced the guy in her cheerleader outfit - works every time !

Bust it

Jul 29, 2019 at 5:26pm

Maybe you have a magic boob. But it only works when supported just right.
The exact position is Victoria's Secret.

You guys!

Aug 1, 2019 at 10:16pm

It's not luck, it's just confidence. Try it one day in a wireless, non-Victoria's Secret bra and you'll find the same thing!

I am

Aug 7, 2019 at 5:26am

So sad this post didnt come with pictures.

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