Explosions in the night

I really like having wet dreams! I find them fascinating and magical. I mean, you are having a dream, and maybe a sexy dream, and then...uh oh, I feel like I'm gonna cum. And then you do cum in the dream, and you wake up, and you are orgasming in real life. With no hands! They are pretty rare but when they do happen the memory stays with me for a while.

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Seriously?

Aug 14, 2019 at 1:23pm

How old are you?

Isn’t there an

Aug 14, 2019 at 4:08pm

Age limit to this confessions column because if you’re having wet dreams, you must be experiencing puberty and should post here until you’ve grown pubic and/or facial hair! Maybe it isn’t cum after all but incontinence? You may need a dictionary and a magnifying glass.

Same here

Aug 14, 2019 at 6:04pm

I'm not sure if wet dreams are more common among men, but I'm a woman and I have them once in a while. It is a nice surprise and I can't go back to sleep once I've woken up from one. It's the best when it's about someone you really like or someone really attractive who you don't know that can just be part of your imagination. I wonder if the food you eat before going to sleep causes this. Unfortunately it only happens for me every couple of months. It would be nice for it to happen weekly. I had one last week and woke up from it at 4 in the morning. It was so good I couldn't go back to sleep, so I was super tired that day. Worth it though. ;)

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Waking Up

Aug 14, 2019 at 7:17pm

To a fist sized wet spot in my blankets near my groin doesn't work for me. It feels too much like wetting the bed.

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TMI dude

Aug 14, 2019 at 8:22pm

Having a wet dream is the body's natural way of cleansing a man's sexual organs every now and then. I don't remember a time when I've experienced them myself -- probably because I masturbate so frequently.

Keeping up with your solo practice a few times a week is a healthy way to clean out the masculine plumbing on a regular basis, maintain overall good health, and engage in a pleasurable release of pent-up sexual energy in a safe, non-judgemental, comfortable, controlled and (usually) private environment. Impromptu, unplanned solo sessions -- often triggered by sexual emergencies resulting from being exposed to spontaneous visual sexual stimuli or having explicit daydreams -- achieves the same outcomes as well.

There are many advantages of engaging in the solo practice of sexual self-pleasure over wet dreams -- such as your ability to control how frequently you want to have your solo practice, access to porn to further enhance the experience, a variety of hands-on techniques and body positions to intensify and prolong the sexual excitement, and not having to deal with bed sheets soaked in bodily fluids in the middle of the night. And depending on the techniques used to achieve the powerful, full-body sexual release, the orgasm from the solo practice may actually be vastly better than that achieved from a wet dream -- and one is wide awake to experience all of it, too.

You know.

Aug 15, 2019 at 9:13am

We are all happy for u. Getting off and all, but why do u feel the need to share?
Is that getting you off too?
Seeing your message online.
ARE YOU MASTURBATING RIGHT NOW?LOL

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?

Aug 15, 2019 at 10:31am

That word makes me puke whenever I read it.

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My wife

Aug 15, 2019 at 5:05pm

Does it for me ...
She's very good

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Anonymous

Aug 15, 2019 at 6:09pm

a few years ago my family caught my grandmother trying to wash her bed sheets in the middle of the night. She reluctantly admitted to 'having a wet dream'. We never informed her what that actually meant.

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azn_dan

Aug 15, 2019 at 6:20pm

I agree with TMI Dude.

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