Strange fruit

Sorry ladies, I didn't mean to frighten you. When I go out at night and do pull ups and hanging exercises on tree branches, it did not occur to me that from a distance it may look like you found someone who had hung themselves from a tree. I'm not sure that I will do anything differently since I really enjoy doing this as part of my fitness routine. But at least now if I encounter any more screaming women, I will know what they are frightened about.


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Aug 22, 2019 at 6:44pm


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Face It

Aug 22, 2019 at 7:53pm

You are a man. At night. Obviously have rape on your mind.
Well, that's what many would have women believe.

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Aug 22, 2019 at 10:26pm

Confession Of The Year.
All that remains is for you to find an acrobatic playmate that will enjoy certain hanging "positions".
Prizes all around.
Maybe a movie contract. I hear HBO is always looking for, um, "talent". Series names suggest themselves. Such as "Social Climbers", "Hanging Out" or "The Treehouse Diaries" - North American tropes that may suc(k)ceed where British "Love Island" failed. Sure to be a fan favorite for all genders.
You're welcome.

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Hey monkey guy

Aug 23, 2019 at 3:46pm

So what tree are you hanging in this weedend?
Working it out jungle style in the city.
And having fun getting fit, I say.
Continue On.

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Aug 23, 2019 at 8:43pm

...pretty insensitive reference.

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