Time Passes

Haven't Been On Facebook For 5 Years - Everyone looks so old!!!

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Anonymous

Aug 9, 2019 at 7:05pm

Especially the breeders!

@Anonymous

Aug 9, 2019 at 8:40pm

Get a hobby troll! Try knitting or crocheting or something. Your trolling skills are not so legendary.

Facebook is pretty boring now

Aug 9, 2019 at 9:29pm

Same shit every day

People don’t look old; they look boring which is a greater crime

Yup

Aug 9, 2019 at 11:36pm

Agreed!

@Anonymous

Aug 10, 2019 at 1:14am

Well, Kim and Kelly Deal are 58 years old.

@Anonymous

Aug 10, 2019 at 1:27am

Look there: another selfish (wo)man-child who's never had to take care of anybody in his/her life. Grow the f*ck up!

what's

Aug 10, 2019 at 8:26am

a breader supposed to mean

Lolz

Aug 10, 2019 at 8:40am

Don’t even get me started on grown adults with wrinkly crows feet, making their duck faces. That’s just plain silly if you ask me.

And thats

Aug 10, 2019 at 11:58am

Not even their real faces.
Did you know you can get apps and features to make you look better. Younger and all made up. Wigs, eyes your whole face ,attatch a head to another persons body, change others peoples pics.
Odd thought it should be ok to be yourself.
Guess Not.
I dont really go there anymore.
Its too far away.

Fnarr

Aug 10, 2019 at 2:43pm

@anonymous, the first
Brilliant. I actually loled. Which hardly ever happens. Nor do I ever use that expression, but hahahaarr*snort*harrharrhaharr...
Thanks for that, lovely and much needed on a sh*tty "summer" day.

Some humans decline even faster than that.
Those under chronic threat, awful inner turmoil, or persistent, extreme stress. Those with severe health or substance abuse issues. Also, the ones in high political office (arguably many of the same people in the previous two groups), all of whom seem to resemble the Cryptkeeper within several years. Except for Skrulls or abhumans like Putin, and no, I don't know what he is, exactly. Maybe the absence of a soul makes one immune to the ravages of time.
But yeah, offspring are hostages to fortune.
Even when they're not "small, irrational, incompetent, freeloader roommates with rage issues and separation anxiety". That's a quote from an article in The Hairpin by Lisa Renee, from 2017. Best description ever.

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