Regardless of how much you smoke on a regular basis, it's not helping your chances for a long life. If the COPD or cancer doesn't do you in, a stroke will. Take it or leave it. That's your choice.

that’s fine. just don’t do either where non-smokers have to breathe it or smell it.

like steam or a sauna. Much better than smoke. Would you rather sit in a steam bath or a forest fire? Smoking also contains many harmful chemicals than vapes do not have.

Both are bad for you and disgusting, but vaping wins the douche bag award every time.

I think I caught autism from reading this.

It’s more of a moral tax if anything on cigarettes. Other countries don’t tax it nearly as much.

Yes, the turkey was also quite optimistic about its prospects - free food, protection, lodging... And then Thanksgiving happened.
The logic of "it hasn't happened to me yet, so therefore I'm safe", is clearly stupid. Especially since half of all smokers are killed directly by smoking, and have been for many decades. And the rest suffer accelerated deterioration and ill health, but hey - lower incidence of Parkinson’s! Only because they die earlier, not due to conferred immunity. Bummer.
But smoking-stupid is old, traditional, and therefore safer than the new, dangerous vaping-stupid.
Yes, of course.

It is no longer obvious to me that "Idiocracy" was intended as satire, not a how-to manual. Maybe if I continued smoking, all this would make more sense.
...Nah.

David Bowie sure looked cool smoking those Gitanes!

are not supposed to have smoke in them either you idiot