Fool Me Once
posted September 10th, 2019 at 7:39 PM
Last year around this time I lived in Toronto and some friends dragged me to a seasonal haunted house attraction. Halfway though I legit peed my pants, I guess a few beers beforehand and being chased by a chainsaw wielding clown will do that to me! Anyways, it was very obvious what happened and my friends bugged me mercilessly, giving me the nicknames “pissy pants,” “scaredy cat” and “diaper girl.” Six months after the incident some of them wrapped up a bunch of Pampers for my birthday (I graciously accepted them and donated them to my local food bank). Fast forward to now and I am back living in Vancouver, with all of the witness to my pants wetting friends back in TO. Yesterday a friend here invited me to something called “PNE Fright Nights” which sounds like a living nightmare. I thought this was behind me! I’m thinking I will be “busy” that night!
7 Comments
Post a CommentMan oh Man
Sep 11, 2019 at 7:07am
Dont give up the PNE
I love Roller Coasters. Haunted Houses..
Just dont drink any dam beer.
Can't you give up the beer for some fun, just one night.. Dam
OMG!
Sep 11, 2019 at 9:35am
Thanks for the morning coffee laugh!! (almost peed myself)
Sympathetic Ear
Sep 11, 2019 at 12:48pm
Your "friends" sound like a bunch of dicks. And pretty immature (name calling and giving you diapers after a traumatic incident... yeesh!). Probably best to leave them behind anyways.
one word
Sep 11, 2019 at 2:41pm
kegels.
Unfriend
Sep 12, 2019 at 12:57pm
all of them
Pee pee's
Sep 14, 2019 at 4:30am
At least better than Le Pew
Scaredy Cat
Sep 15, 2019 at 7:13am
Yup I’d skip that one if you’re scared easily. The first time I went I cried (I was a full grown adult). So embarrassing but also hilarious XD
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