I hate Ukulele

Ukulele, when I hear it in an advert designed to convince people that something is easy and painless, reminds of all the lazy something-for-nothing shortcuts that people expect as their birthright. I’d rather be reminded that hard work has worth working for. Then again, perhaps I’m overthinking things.


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Dec 10, 2019 at 2:36am

I hate dumb slaves who've been hypknowtized into believing work is an end in itself


Dec 10, 2019 at 2:46am

I've been playing the Ukulele for years and love it. It's better than the garbage sound in iPhone ads called "dubstep."

I bought a ukulele

Dec 10, 2019 at 9:49am

about two years before they came back in style, to take on camping trips on my bicycle. It was brown, that was the only colour they had, it sounded nice and was fun to play. When coloured ukuleles showed up I liked them but even a flying V style uke seemed redundant so I stuck with the brown one. Now I've heard so many shitty ukulele tunes that I never touch the thing.

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It's okay

Dec 10, 2019 at 10:45pm

Tell us, which ukulele hurt you?

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Dec 12, 2019 at 10:00pm

Real good quality sounding Ukuleles are either Concert, Tenor or Baritone ones. The little Sopranos are only good for beginners, but the sound is very shitty.

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Dec 17, 2019 at 9:36am

It's the go-to lazy advert instrument, after whistling, as anyone can learn 2 chords and it saves them money because they don't have to bother hiring an actual musician. They probably think it makes them seem trendy or 'hipster' (whatever that means) too.

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