I’m a plant murdererposted December 13th, 2019 at 5:27 PM It seems that no matter how I try to keep them alive, they keep dying :( I’ve tried succulents, palms, ferns, trees, you name it, they die. Show 15 Comments 15 Comments Post a Comment This used to happen to meDec 13, 2019 at 5:56pmUntil I learned I was watering them too much. Mmm, strangeDec 13, 2019 at 6:01pmSo maybe try another type of plant, you know likely to die. There are some extreme style plants short of a flame thrower you will likely not kill them. Master YodaDec 13, 2019 at 10:38pmDeath is a natural part of life. Google itDec 13, 2019 at 11:08pmScientists believe that plants scream when they're stressed.You tortured them for they were murdered. Get a Christmas treeDec 14, 2019 at 12:16amIt’s a perfect culturally acceptable plant to kill. It even comes pre amputated so you don’t even have to feel bad about killing it. TryDec 14, 2019 at 12:44amA spider plant. They are easy to keep alive! My rule for all my plants generally is to wait till the soil is dry, then water. Repeat. Dead huhDec 14, 2019 at 1:27amYou need a shovel?Bury those poor dead plants.Have you tried Weed ?Hardy plants.I have some seeds I can send you. Usually overwatering is the problemDec 14, 2019 at 7:05amTry leaving more time between watering than you think! Like if you want to water them on Monday...wait until Wednesday.. Mr. HomerDec 14, 2019 at 9:45am2 words: snake plant. OppositeDec 14, 2019 at 9:47amI have a green thumb, but that really equals detailed and dedicated plant care. Nearly dead plants are given to me, I tend to their specific needs and they come back to life. Check each plant by name and look up what they prefer, less or more water etc. (Over watering is a common error). Same with sunlight. Fertilize as indicated per plant. Pests, must get rid of them if infested.They aren't decor, they live and so have needs. I've seen people put a plant into a dark corner or right beside a hot gas stove because it looks good there, then wonder why it's dead a month or so later. LOAD MORE Join the Discussion Your name Comment * your name What's your name?