Naughty or Nice

Going into the doctor this week for STI tests, guess I’ll find out if I’ve been naughty or nice. Then I will be sending out texts to the ex lovers for Christmas.

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Um

Dec 7, 2019 at 2:49pm

I hope you aren't implying that you misled any of your sexual partners about your STI status.

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Anonymous

Dec 7, 2019 at 6:17pm

A real confession for a change.

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Better...

Dec 7, 2019 at 6:41pm

... to go to the BC CDC STI clinic on 12th near cambie. You get much better quality service than from a family doctor.

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Nice Try

Dec 7, 2019 at 7:34pm

You dont even get sex..
Old saying If you have to brag.
It aint True!
Stick to your hand.
Thats probably a truer statement !
And Bonus" No cauiflower Dick"
Merry Christmas

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Dr. Not-touchin-you-with-a-10 ft pole

Dec 7, 2019 at 7:53pm

The results are in.
Santa knows. The ex lovers know. Heck everyone knows.
What can I say. They were desperate. Morale was low.
Pays not to play. With you that is.

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Possible it's that OP

Dec 8, 2019 at 4:43pm

Was themselves misled. So a big btw and thank you/ or fuck you very much may be indeed the call/text of the day.

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I once

Dec 10, 2019 at 10:00am

got crabs from my overalls at work.

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