Luxury yacht employee with dirty secret

I was working on a luxury charter yacht sometime in the 00s. It was a lot of fun and we dealt with very eccentric people. One night we were hosting a family reunion for quite a large international family. There were nationalities present. I was bartending that night and had the pleasure of conversing with them. Thru out the night I met an odd elderly couple from Australia. The woman looked like a bedazzled Miss Frizzle and the husband like any regular bloke. The woman would come to the bar and drink nothing but grandmarnier. After about 2-3 hours into the cruise the woman came up to me and asked if had seen her Australian flag tote bag. She said it had her thongs(flipflops), purse and cellphone in it. The staff team took this request quite seriously and started to search all three decks. After an extensive search there was still no sign of the bag. Where could it be right? She would keep coming up to ask us if we had found it. Mind you she had finished half a bottle of GM. We started to assume she was crazy and had dementia. I was the biggest factor in this accusation as I had started the whole discussion. Even going as far as making jokes about her dementia... She was really annoying tho... Nearing the end of cruise underneath the lions gate bridge I was relieved of my bar duties, I decided to take my camera and take some photos of the starry night from the top deck. I walked out onto the deck, everyone had gone inside, it was just the jazz musicians gathering their belongings. We chat a bit and I help them take down some tables they were using. As I pulled the table cloth off one of the tables, something caught my eye. I looked underneath and there it was...... The fucking bag she was looking for. I look inside and sure enough the contents are confirmed hers. I remembered all the jokes I had made and couldn’t bring myself to recant them and assume error. Then all of a sudden without any hesitation my brain told my arm to grab the bag and throw it off the side and into the ocean. It landed with a small splash and sunk like a sack of potatoes. I wonder if she ever became crazy causeof me.....


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I really hate this confession

Jan 28, 2020 at 10:49am

So cruel, childish and fuckin long-winded.
Karma is coming your way asshole.


Jan 28, 2020 at 11:46am

You threw an elderly woman’s purse and cellphone overboard and you still don’t seem to be remorseful about it.

That is

Jan 28, 2020 at 12:20pm

Quite the fisherman tale.
Action, mystery, international flare..
Dementia too !!
Sounds so familiar, where have I hear this little tale before ?
Not remembering
Great Story.
Stop listening

Georgia Who wrote this story

Jan 28, 2020 at 12:51pm

Cause whoever it is.
They are either listening thru my phone or its my ex trying to lamplight me into thinking someone is listening..
Its a long shitty story.
Trying to mess with me..
And it wont work.
Never know who they are ?
Probably hidden their identity somehow.(Anonymous)
Everyone is a ghost these days.
I miss honest real people.


Jan 28, 2020 at 1:11pm

That was rather shitty and lazy of you. Did you learn anything from it?

I've Edited Your Story

Jan 28, 2020 at 5:32pm

Australians are annoying and I'm an asshole. The End.


Jan 28, 2020 at 6:21pm

here's another dirty secret.
while you were on that boat I had sex with your mom!


Jan 28, 2020 at 10:00pm

A douche bag’ll happen to you one day and then you’ll see how it feels to lose your ID etc. #douchebag #loser


Jan 29, 2020 at 12:00am

Whoever threw that bag overboard (if it's a true story) is a shitty person.
So much so in fact that I feel more sorry for them.
You have one great fulfilling happy life ahead of you . Really!!!


Jan 29, 2020 at 3:36pm

An actual confession, why are you people outraged? Better than the usual boring shit this city produces for a confession.

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