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I let my dog poop on the lawns of all the brand new empty houses that displaced my neighbours. Let the real estate devils pick it up.

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Don’t

Jan 22, 2020 at 9:35am

Be a prick, clean up after your dog...

Targeting Wrong People

Jan 22, 2020 at 2:16pm

It'll be the landscapers who have to deal with it.
I did that in college- we'd figure out who it was and throw the dog crap on their cars...

*Slow Clap*

Jan 22, 2020 at 3:44pm

Not all heros wear capes...

I'm glad

Jan 22, 2020 at 5:30pm

that it won't be on the local foot paths any more.

Oh, poo

Jan 22, 2020 at 9:29pm

You're still an asshat for not picking up after your dog.
Got three, myself. Only ever leave it if they get the runs, which I try to water down.
You're not fighting the good fight, you're just being a douche. And making trouble for other dog people.

Gardener

Jan 24, 2020 at 7:47pm

You are leaving it for the gardeners which is not cool

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