Real Problems
posted January 22nd, 2020 at 8:29 AM
I let my dog poop on the lawns of all the brand new empty houses that displaced my neighbours. Let the real estate devils pick it up.
posted January 22nd, 2020 at 8:29 AM
Dan offers some advice on where she might find it.
6 Comments
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Jan 22, 2020 at 9:35am
Be a prick, clean up after your dog...
Targeting Wrong People
Jan 22, 2020 at 2:16pm
It'll be the landscapers who have to deal with it.
I did that in college- we'd figure out who it was and throw the dog crap on their cars...
*Slow Clap*
Jan 22, 2020 at 3:44pm
Not all heros wear capes...
I'm glad
Jan 22, 2020 at 5:30pm
that it won't be on the local foot paths any more.
Oh, poo
Jan 22, 2020 at 9:29pm
You're still an asshat for not picking up after your dog.
Got three, myself. Only ever leave it if they get the runs, which I try to water down.
You're not fighting the good fight, you're just being a douche. And making trouble for other dog people.
Gardener
Jan 24, 2020 at 7:47pm
You are leaving it for the gardeners which is not cool
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