Tropical Highlights
posted January 15th, 2020 at 2:59 PM
A freakin' enormous grasshopper flew in my apartment last night. It was like chasing around a magic full-size desk stapler (a very very angry, frightened and confused stapler with very powerful springs). It was smashing itself into all the walls, my wife was screaming, running around all over, total pandemonium, definitely beats watching Netflix in the Canadian cold.
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Jan 16, 2020 at 1:25pm
Good for you, you're not missing a thing.
Anonymous
Jan 18, 2020 at 11:15am
Hahaha!!!
Anonymous
Jan 31, 2020 at 2:29pm
at that size it's a locust
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