Tropical Highlights

A freakin' enormous grasshopper flew in my apartment last night. It was like chasing around a magic full-size desk stapler (a very very angry, frightened and confused stapler with very powerful springs). It was smashing itself into all the walls, my wife was screaming, running around all over, total pandemonium, definitely beats watching Netflix in the Canadian cold.

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Anonymous

Jan 16, 2020 at 1:25pm

Good for you, you're not missing a thing.

Anonymous

Jan 18, 2020 at 11:15am

Hahaha!!!

Anonymous

Jan 31, 2020 at 2:29pm

at that size it's a locust

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