Great Job! I like that you added the é on cliché. 4/5 vegan popcorns.

she's foolish with money. Bad kind of person to ever pool your finances with.

you view it.
To her, it might be about being healthy.

You can meet a lover at Superstore?

If you want some background here, she was quite foolish with money. She was not going to save the world by buying $100 vegan popcorn.

that's too bad. that's the thing about imaginary girlfriends: they love their Whole Foods.

HAHAHAHAHAHA, Whole Paycheck, healthy? Status shopping, 101.

Im sure the breakup had all to do with popcorn and grocery shopping...
Good one.
Bahaha
You sound so dam deep, complex even :)

Whole Foods has nothing you cant get elsewhere for cheaper. It's the sort of place where if you have a recipe that calls for dried XYZ peppers and they happen to have them, sure, get the $8 bag, but everything else you can find somewhere else for cheaper.

Most healthy people I meet, it's like advertising, they know that some percent of their money is wasted, but they're not sure which, so they keep shopping at whole foods.

First world problems.