When I get sick, I'm like one of those ants that get infected by the weird fungus that grows a mushroom out of its head in Blue Planet. The fungus takes over the ant's brain and makes it climb as high as possible. The ant climbs as high as possible and the spore explodes, thereby infecting many other ants. You see, I wear skinny jeans, jean jackets and weird hats. I feel like the first thing that I would do is go to Main St around Mt. Pleasant ... and start drinking craft beer and partying all night long while sneezing. It's just what I do when I am sick. I wonder if it's the mind-controlling disease or just my personality. Anyways, fret not, as I think it's only contagious for other people who are wearing skinny jeans.