Leads to people

Like this.
Just a humorous, quirky, original confession.
I used to work with a wood chipper, I get it.

Has thousands of videos of those things. But they do steel bars, stoves, cars, engines, trucks and anything that will fit into the hopper.
Look up : shredder

for some reason that scene popped into my head lol

Dont stand to close to a woodchipper
Spooky Noise. Lol
Crushshit up prettygood.
Watch your hands
And loose articles.
Bahaha
No really. Careful

Rather insensitive to mention throwing people in. That wasn't just a plot device in "Fargo". A relation (through marriage) was part of a case in Alberta not quite 10 years ago. 5 kids lost a mother so hard to see the humour.

I'd throw the people

Bob and Doug Mackenzie from SCTV, blowing up random objects in a field just for fun.
"Yep, that one blowed up real good."

Don't forget the beer, eh?

Thank you for your sense of tragedy and sadness.
I'll bet you're fun at parties.

...and confess that when a friend was clearing their property and asked for my help, when I found out they'd rented a wood chipper, it was like saying 'car ride' to a pup. Great day!