Kiiiiiiiinda excited right nowposted February 17th, 2020 at 9:33 PM I just bought a Fleshlight Turbo. I have no idea what to expect. Show 9 Comments 9 Comments Post a Comment Goood for uFeb 17, 2020 at 11:26pmExpect nothing..BahahaBest idea. AnonymousFeb 18, 2020 at 2:24amTurbo!!! THERE'S A TURBO?!!! The Hadron Particle Accelerator and now this!! reportFeb 18, 2020 at 11:26amIt's been three days. Are you ok? I am concerned that you bled out You watchFeb 18, 2020 at 2:49pmToo much netflicks thru my tv..Bahaha What to expectFeb 18, 2020 at 5:46pmNo weekend brunches with her mom and sister. No complaining about your socks on the floor. No tip toeing around because she's cranky. No eye rolls because you want to watch the hockey game or play a bit of video games with your life long friends.Plus a hundred other positive thingsYou can also expect peace and quiet. OPFeb 18, 2020 at 5:58pmI also bought 16 ounces of water based lube!! HAHA!!! Make all the jokes you want! Just think about me Monday evening at 6pm ;) and then 6:08 and then 6:37 hahaha Better than the real thingFeb 19, 2020 at 9:15amAnd imagine not having to put up with her nagging, child like mentality and spending all your money on her useless crap. This is the bestFeb 19, 2020 at 11:34pmonline dating story I have read this week! @Better than the real thingFeb 20, 2020 at 5:55pmThat definitely goes both ways dear sir. Join the Discussion Your name Comment * your name What's your name?