Turbo!!! THERE'S A TURBO?!!! The Hadron Particle Accelerator and now this!!
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Feb 18, 2020 at 11:26am
It's been three days. Are you ok? I am concerned that you bled out
You watch
Feb 18, 2020 at 2:49pm
Too much netflicks thru my tv.. Bahaha
What to expect
Feb 18, 2020 at 5:46pm
No weekend brunches with her mom and sister. No complaining about your socks on the floor. No tip toeing around because she's cranky. No eye rolls because you want to watch the hockey game or play a bit of video games with your life long friends. Plus a hundred other positive things You can also expect peace and quiet.
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Feb 18, 2020 at 5:58pm
I also bought 16 ounces of water based lube!! HAHA!!! Make all the jokes you want! Just think about me Monday evening at 6pm ;) and then 6:08 and then 6:37 hahaha
Better than the real thing
Feb 19, 2020 at 9:15am
And imagine not having to put up with her nagging, child like mentality and spending all your money on her useless crap.
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Feb 17, 2020 at 11:26pm
Expect nothing..
Bahaha
Best idea.
Anonymous
Feb 18, 2020 at 2:24am
Turbo!!! THERE'S A TURBO?!!! The Hadron Particle Accelerator and now this!!
report
Feb 18, 2020 at 11:26am
It's been three days. Are you ok? I am concerned that you bled out
You watch
Feb 18, 2020 at 2:49pm
Too much netflicks thru my tv..
Bahaha
What to expect
Feb 18, 2020 at 5:46pm
No weekend brunches with her mom and sister. No complaining about your socks on the floor. No tip toeing around because she's cranky. No eye rolls because you want to watch the hockey game or play a bit of video games with your life long friends.
Plus a hundred other positive things
You can also expect peace and quiet.
OP
Feb 18, 2020 at 5:58pm
I also bought 16 ounces of water based lube!! HAHA!!! Make all the jokes you want! Just think about me Monday evening at 6pm ;) and then 6:08 and then 6:37 hahaha
Better than the real thing
Feb 19, 2020 at 9:15am
And imagine not having to put up with her nagging, child like mentality and spending all your money on her useless crap.
This is the best
Feb 19, 2020 at 11:34pm
online dating story I have read this week!
@Better than the real thing
Feb 20, 2020 at 5:55pm
That definitely goes both ways dear sir.
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