Kiiiiiiiinda excited right now

I just bought a Fleshlight Turbo. I have no idea what to expect.

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Goood for u

Feb 17, 2020 at 11:26pm

Expect nothing..
Bahaha
Best idea.

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Anonymous

Feb 18, 2020 at 2:24am

Turbo!!! THERE'S A TURBO?!!! The Hadron Particle Accelerator and now this!!

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report

Feb 18, 2020 at 11:26am

It's been three days. Are you ok? I am concerned that you bled out

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You watch

Feb 18, 2020 at 2:49pm

Too much netflicks thru my tv..
Bahaha

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What to expect

Feb 18, 2020 at 5:46pm

No weekend brunches with her mom and sister. No complaining about your socks on the floor. No tip toeing around because she's cranky. No eye rolls because you want to watch the hockey game or play a bit of video games with your life long friends.
Plus a hundred other positive things
You can also expect peace and quiet.

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OP

Feb 18, 2020 at 5:58pm

I also bought 16 ounces of water based lube!! HAHA!!! Make all the jokes you want! Just think about me Monday evening at 6pm ;) and then 6:08 and then 6:37 hahaha

Better than the real thing

Feb 19, 2020 at 9:15am

And imagine not having to put up with her nagging, child like mentality and spending all your money on her useless crap.

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This is the best

Feb 19, 2020 at 11:34pm

online dating story I have read this week!

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@Better than the real thing

Feb 20, 2020 at 5:55pm

That definitely goes both ways dear sir.

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