Raised my spirtis!

I just bought cigarettes at the local gas station and the ladies couldn't believe I am 34! Yahooo!! Still lookin' young!!

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34 huh?

Feb 21, 2020 at 5:43pm

Old enough to know better then. I wonder what your mother would say.....

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Anonymous

Feb 21, 2020 at 7:30pm

Forty. That's the age where it all turns and it doesn't matter how well you looked after yourself. Scary as sh#t.

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Smoking

Feb 21, 2020 at 9:23pm

ages you. Try to keep that youthful glow by not having anymore.

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Iago

Feb 22, 2020 at 12:53am

@anonymous
I just got carded this evening, for a lotto ticket. My 50th birthday is in a few months.
They couldn't believe what my license said...but I happen to carry an old Army ID, with my photo at 17. So they believed it then.
Yeah. Not a shambling wreck yet.

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HAPPY

Feb 22, 2020 at 2:54am

guess you never had a kid, huh? 100% of 34 year olds who had one look like over-microwaved leftovers.

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Please

Feb 22, 2020 at 4:12am

Enjoy it to the maximum.

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U will not look

Feb 22, 2020 at 11:35am

Young much longer after inhaling all that poison. Why are people still so stupid??

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But

Feb 22, 2020 at 12:48pm

You are young.

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@happy

Feb 24, 2020 at 11:44am

Is that right? Huh. I had 4 kids and I got carded at 57. Seriously. I really did. Now I’m not saying that the person wasn’t blind as a bat, but that happened. I also got carded at age 47 in the liquor store.

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HAPPY

Feb 24, 2020 at 3:02pm

Some people like Michelina's. It's still a frozen dinner microwaved.

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