Is called Confessions but really?
What’s next, “fart” cushions and peanut brittle “snakes”?
Fuck.

You are a true a$!hole

Many second graders have poor judgement. Let's hope you've managed to outgrow yours.

Are still looking for attention like you did back when you were a child.
Crying out for help.
Thats why you enjoy hurting others.
Were your parents were mean to you?
It really didnt feel good hurting other children back then. Did it ?
You still have all that pain inside,
even now til this day !
Thats why you are posting how mean you still are and were.
Did you enjoy reading your own post.
I feel sad for you.
I hope your pain goes away.
You can be a good person.
Its up to you.
I hope it was just ketchup jokes and you didnt move forward on (skining cats ). Or people.
People can be so cruel.

....is typical behaviour of a budding narcissist. Enjoying the pain of other people and feeling superior for causing it.

In a deviant, anti-social way, of course.
So glad you didn't progress to school shootings...

...you know, the ones people never learn.
Back around the US Civil War, very bad things happened. One very violent leader of escaped slaves seemed devoid of mercy. He was known for his brutality, so much that one of his followers questioned such methods of mass extermination. The Fearless Leader's response was true to type.
"Nits make lice," said he.
You just made me think of that. Well played.
Over the decades, I've met many vermin in human form. Always good when you advertise, so I know what to expect.

Of a high school classmate that left his whole bowel movement on the toilet seat. Our school janitor had to clean that up. Suffice it to say he was not impressed.

You like seafood? (shows mouth) SEE FOOD? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

... Pranks are a part of prison life. Schools are prisons for kids.