Am I even awake anymore?

I was so busy last night - circumnavigated the globe helping others and racing against some clock. Took a flight out of Amsterdam to Boston then Rio and touched down in Antarctica before crossing up the other side of the globe like some ancient cosmic lay line. Full of energy like a returned warrior when I awoke, then collapsed on the couch all afternoon from my efforts. What’s going on on planet earth?

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Anonymous

Mar 30, 2020 at 12:36am

DON'T
DRINK
HAND
SANITIZER!

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hahaha

Mar 31, 2020 at 8:30am

Your post gave me the worst guru-allergy shakes. OP is a perfect example of the cringiest this town has to offer. I bet their preferred conspiracy theory is the kundalini yoga one, ffs.

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