I aspire to lead a cult

And since my strength is being a loser I'm going to embark on a mission to find other likeminds and er... lead a parade. Parade of the great mass of lost humanity

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Anonymous

Mar 28, 2020 at 12:51am

Can't be that big of a loser.
You know how to use an ellipsis.
That's better than most on here.
(Not that that is saying much)
But you did forget that final period.
So maybe you can pull it off.

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Bullshit

Mar 28, 2020 at 1:05am

You better be super hot or girls won’t go for it. Not everyone is an idiot.

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Hey

Mar 28, 2020 at 3:51am

I know the song to play at the parade.
Loser by Beck
Perfect.
And a cool song !!
Everyone has one or two redeeming qualities.
Come On
Hey fancy pants
Judge my sentence structure and i will hunt you down.
Bahaha.
Ya

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I picture you

Mar 28, 2020 at 6:46am

As Judd Nelson’s character in The Breakfast Club leading a rag tag crew with a mission to elevate the underdog. A “feel the Bern” vibe to every act of social defiance.

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F*** cults

Mar 28, 2020 at 11:23am

time for the human race to rise about the rat race and get real ... past time actually because we are now on the brink of a mass extinction ... but WORRY NOT ... whatever may happen in the big picture the universe(s) are benevolent eternal life and like the brother sing in the song: "Don't worry bout a ting cuz every little ting gunna be alright."

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Simple

Mar 28, 2020 at 11:58am

All you have to do is walk down the street in Vancouver and imagine people are following you. There’s your parade!

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The parade

Mar 28, 2020 at 9:20pm

starts pretty early, it's called 'rush hour'. Good luck getting in front.

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Mr. Applegood

Mar 29, 2020 at 11:13pm

Cult leaders tend to be very charismatic, so it looks like you're out of the running, old sport.
Sorry to rain on your parade.

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