I'm fortunate

I bought my toilet paper early... but I'm still thinking about buying more. I know... it's crazy, but it's exactly what you're thinking too.

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Moronically Insane

Mar 11, 2020 at 5:55am

People do the most absurd things when they're panic stricken. Your toilet paper won't save you.

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Oh, poo...

Mar 11, 2020 at 6:05am

Canada and the US - the world's sh*ttiest people. Now, you know.
Would be funny, but it's sad. Because demonstrably true. Follow the money.

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I bought mine

Mar 11, 2020 at 6:10am

I don’t want to run out of TP. It’s not pandemic related. I just prefer to not run out. I bet all these readers / commenters stocked up too.

No, it isn't

Mar 11, 2020 at 6:38am

People like you who assume we're all the same are exhausting.

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pLEASE

Mar 11, 2020 at 7:03am

stop. just stop.

Not Me

Mar 11, 2020 at 8:14am

Why would it make any difference to hoard toilet paper?

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No, actually...

Mar 11, 2020 at 8:27am

... it’s not.

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Op

Mar 11, 2020 at 8:48am

Im not running out of TP. There is nothing wrong with that. I don’t like hand wiping.

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I'm ready

Mar 11, 2020 at 12:16pm

I got a one year supply (12 rolls) at the beginning of the year. Last years supply was running out.

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Bidet

Mar 11, 2020 at 5:23pm

If you got shit on your shoe would you wipe it off with toilet paper? No. You’d wash it. Get your dumb North American asses clean like the rest of the world. Get a bidet. You can buy a simple one for 100$. Saves the planet from tree chopping and poopy bums like yours.

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