Open up the gyms again please

posted March 17th, 2020 at 6:49 AM

Please just limit the number of people allowed entry for one time and have longer hours. Your business can still function within the constraints of government recommendations. I don't want to be a fat unhappy little camper... Other than that, I will totally practice social distancing. In the meantime, long runs might be the answer to Facebook nuts pressuring to close down gyms. These jerks are like the communists of other times and pretend that this is the "moral" way forward.

8 Comments

you are

Mar 17, 2020 at 11:28am

ya go running....far, far away you self absorbed dick.

Never thought I’d never hear

Mar 17, 2020 at 2:08pm

Ahem confessions from gym rats complaining that they have no place to work out. Hello? Umm outside perhaps? For you Siberia came to mind but I doubt their gyms are open either. Perhaps indoor exercises like masturbating might relieve your pent up frustration and stress?

Dear Selfish Please Grow Up

Mar 17, 2020 at 4:07pm

If you pass it on to a senior they have a 1 in 10 chance of dying (70+ age) or 1 in 5 chance (80+ age).

Because your stupid, I'll also explain that you don't have to pass it on directly. You just need to pass it on to someone else that passes it on.

Meanwhile, cause you're dumb and selfish, I'll explain that you won't have a hospital bed when you need it cause you gave it to an old person.

Please grow up or listen to the really grown ups.

VanHeights

Mar 17, 2020 at 6:39pm

Better a fat little unhappy camper than to have the blood of all the people you sickened/killed on your buff little hands.

You can still go for a walk...

Mar 17, 2020 at 11:19pm

... or buy some dumbells online or something, and being fat has more to do with eating than going to the gym, most of my family are a healthy weight, never went to any fucking gym, just walked the dog, got plenty of sunshine.

Wow, just wow

Mar 18, 2020 at 6:21am

What a twit.

Gym addiction

Mar 18, 2020 at 10:07am

It is real and deadly! Thankfully there is a cure: weed & walking. I prescribe twice a day for two weeks. Check back then for a follow up, my schedule has fully opened up due to this pandemic.