Pot in the apocalypse

Me: *clears throat* Everyone: *freaks out* Chill people. Not everyone coughing is sick. I’m just a stoner clearing my throat. Be safe :)

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Thankful

Mar 24, 2020 at 7:29pm

that weed is legal especially to help ease this stressful extended COVID19 Spring Break. Before all the “pot haters” spew, notice that liquor stores are an essential service? Interesting isn’t it.

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Same with seasonal allergies

Mar 25, 2020 at 8:54am

I'm coughing and sneezing like I do every spring and people don't know why.

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Of course they are

Mar 25, 2020 at 11:10am

Liquor stores are owned by the government.

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Bless Alcohol

Mar 25, 2020 at 1:01pm

It’s getting me through this peril. Thank fuck I’m a fun drunk! I’m alone and completely amused all day everyday!

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Try not to

Mar 25, 2020 at 1:20pm

go shtupit with those fraud selectively bred THC strains. The medicine is in the CBD. Same as aspiring which was originally extracted from the bark of the willow tree. It has its proper medicinal use but if you abuse aspirin it will soon blow a hole in your guts. Likewise if you abuse the THC it will soon blow a hole in your judgement. This is not opinion or a theory. Anyone who's been around the block a few times knows !

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Mar 25, 2020 at 10:56pm

Was just thinking about this today...when I cleared my throat...nice

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Waiting For Coffee

Apr 4, 2020 at 2:28am

Waiting in line at timmies
Me *cough cough*
Lady infront turns around in disgust
Me "oh no, dont worry....that's just my bong cough ;) one to many lastnight"
Lady starts laughing

-actual conversation

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