Then you have two assholes on the skytrain instead of one.

Seriously have fantasies of turning on a chainsaw as the doors open and see them go running away, LOL!

... loudly announce whatever comes to mind about people so stupid and selfish that they cannot let us exit the train.

...then In that case I'm pretty sure the fifteen years or so of judo I studied will get an interesting interlude - with you coming out the worse of it lol

No you won’t. You just have a stick up your ass.

This made me laugh. I usually say excuse me if folks are blocking the doors. The worst is when folks board without looking/letting others disembark first. And then you can't avoid the slapstick comedy.

If you are trying to get on the train while people haven't even gotten off, I am the guy who straight shoulders you.

@Two: the asshole on the train or bus, is the one who has zero regard for others and blocks the door and makes no effort to move.

People stand near the doors because they are anxious, not assholish. Don’t make things worse.

Like you... and then walk into you, as you're walking into other people. Justice..

Only to have a bunch of rude ppl cut in front of me

I don’t get it
There are signs at eye level FFS