Lockdown

I live in an apartment with two women. It just ended up that way because another tenant left and one of the girls moved in one of her friends. We're essentially trapped in this apartment for 23 hours a day. Leave once a day for a walk around the neighborhood. So yesterday one of the girls said due to lack of options she wants a FWB relationship with me. She said she isn't really attracted to me. I had limited to no options before this crisis so obviously I said yes. Life is full of surprises.

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ken ab

Apr 4, 2020 at 3:56pm

Bullshit

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If this is not total b.s.

Apr 4, 2020 at 5:05pm

why the fuck would you wanna fuck anyone who says 'they have no other options, not really attracted to you". ?? or maybe being talked to like a pos is your thing. just wonderin.

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Good work...

Apr 4, 2020 at 5:20pm

... call her "Your Name" for me.

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Anonymous

Apr 4, 2020 at 6:56pm

make it real obvious.
make the other one jelly.
cha ching.
titties all over the place.
winning

Wrong forum

Apr 4, 2020 at 7:38pm

Perhaps you were looking for penthouse.

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Squeeze

Apr 4, 2020 at 8:00pm

Hahahah

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@ken ab

Apr 4, 2020 at 11:16pm

Why? I found myself hooking up with roommates because it was convenient. It's Vancouver, we're all lazy and complacent. Eventually I stopped because it made things too complicated.

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Critic

Apr 4, 2020 at 11:46pm

You need to learn to stand up for yourself, and never settle. Not doing so just makes you a doormat, and you become vulnerable to being taken advantage of, like what is happening now. The FWB situation may seem exciting, but it is only going to lead to pain and disappointment when it is all over... unless you are a robot sex toy who can get intimate without having any feelings.

One more thing: use protection. The last thing the world needs is a rebound of its overpopulation problem, cancelling out the population reduction after all the deaths. With so many couples being stuck inside during this pandemic, bored, horny and having nothing to do, a baby boom is all but inevitable. Don't be part of the problem, especially if you are not prepared to be a responsible father, and it doesn’t seem like you would be.

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@Critic

Apr 5, 2020 at 2:15am

We don't have an overpopulation problem in Canada, this is not Africa.

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I would say no

Apr 5, 2020 at 10:45am

because your room mate is likely a self absorbed POS who only thinks about her needs

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