Nightlife escape

The daytime is depressing with the COVID news cycle. But my nighttime dreams are crazy, vivid and escapist. Last night I dreamt that I was dating Austrian pro trials cyclist Fabio Wibner and I was about to shag him, but then my brother was commenting on how young he was. True, I’m old enough to be his mother, but in reality if I were to ever come across him, I would definitely hit on him. I’m not particularly horny in this pandemic world, but he is fucking hot.

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Anonymous

Apr 6, 2020 at 3:36pm

It wasn't uncommon WW2 Britain in people to comment how exciting the war was, despite people dying from German bombing. Especially in boring old Britain. Its a strange phenomena. I read about war correspondents and how they feel as if they are truly living their lives, when they were in a war zone. It's weird, something primordial takes over. It's a little like that in boring old Vancouver. Kind of edgy. A bit like being at war.

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Wtf?

Apr 6, 2020 at 10:13pm

That kid is not that good looking. Try watching an old episode of 21 jump street. Officer Handsome... dreamy!!!!

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Canadian amateur cyclist

Apr 7, 2020 at 3:45am

After a long hard winter I'm back on the bike more and I realize with great force how much anger and contemp I have for fucking cars !

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Pedestrian

Apr 8, 2020 at 1:20am

@cyclist
Everyone has a short list (of sh*tbags). And 90 percent of the cyclists in the LM are on mine (with Trump and other assorted rubbish), so it's grown quite cumbersome. Y'see, "sidewalk" has "walk" in it because reasons...
If only you and the motorists would joust, it would solve both our problems.

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