All you have to do is wash your hands. People be dum dum.

What are all these millions of booby-trapped surfaces you supposedly have to touch in order to chuck a bag of your compostables in a bin? Enough with the melodrama; you stopped composting because you’re moping and lazy. Your laziness is even worse when you consider that we all currently have more than enough time on our hands to do the right thing. Slap on a pair of gloves, even if they’re just your winter gloves, and dump your damn oranges peels in the green bin like a responsible and considerate citizen.

I'm sure Greta hiding under the bed like the rest of us.