I already do that to assholes who ride bicycles on the sidewalk.

For a fight. I think they'll take you down no problem sweaty anxiety fingers.

Six feet probably isn't enough for the heavy breathing and trail of droplets they're leaving behind them.

if we all carried lightsabers.

Sounds like you want to grapple with a sweaty dude? Can I watch from the bushes?

you have assaulted them.

That gives them the moral and legal right to punch your lights out (in self defense), and then pin you to the ground while they place you under citizen's arrest, while they then call the police.

YOU will then be charged with assault, not THEM.
Impulsive actions like yours can have consequences that can screw up your whole life.

Ya, suuuuure you have, big talker.

Telekinetic grappling is the new way forward.

ok tough guy

Go away. Yes it’s annoying but walk where there are no runners. Do you all need to fucking be out running all over parks all day anyway? Do some fucking skip rope in an alley.